Q: Who are you?
A: I'm a 25 year old "writer" and painter. If I ever get an actual book published, I'll remove the quotes. Until then, it feels illegal to say that for some reason. Also, I'm less of a painter and more of a "stupid cartoon producing machine." I also have a husband, an apartment that smells like Indian food, and a stack of laundry that I perpetually fear will crush me one day and break both my legs.
Q: Where can I tell you how much I dislike what you say and do?
A: You can email me at sissybiscuit@gmail.com. Be sure to include the words "negative feedback" in the subject line.
Q: Where can I tell you how much I think you're hilarious and give you ideas for future things to write about?
A: This type of feedback can also be sent to sissybiscuit@gmail.com. I just won't filter you out.
Q: What do you use to make your cartoons?
A: I use Yarka St. Petersburg watercolors, Prismacolor markers, and Strathmore watercolor paper. And my hands. I'm still old school that way. No fancy MS Paint for me.
Q: Why should I read your blog?
A: You really have no reason to--not when there are so many other fine entertainments to enjoy, like watching someone break up their marriage because they can't stop eating couch cushions or Teen Mom or an app that picks other people's noses or some shit. You have my full permission to wait until this entire thing gets made into a movie, and then subsequently wait until that movie gets into a Redbox.
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